Ass

The DSL connection at our house ranges from mediocre to terrible, randomly. Right now it's in a pronounced down-swing due to, I'm assuming, godzilla having swallowed several miles of local phone line. I'm fairly certain there are people with quicker dial-up access. Sadly, bitching does little good as their techs are mostly retarded monkeys who lapse in and out of coma-like states if you try to explain to them what is causing the problem. What's worse, is that the problem we're currently having is one that they've fixed in the past (poorly apparently), and that is frustrating.

In a world of war, and human atrocity, I just want to be able to read the tech news and download porn as quickly as possible. You know, I pay good money for the right to do so. Fuck you frontiernet.

That is fucking all,

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